Variety Sketch Series

"INSIDE AMY SCHUMER"

AMY SCHUMER:  Oh, my God.  Man, we all had to get final draft once they picked up our show.  We didn't own it.  We care so much about this show. 

First of all, I want to thank Jessi Klein, the head writer, who had a baby, like, ten seconds ago (applause).  I almost made a stupid sex talk show that nobody wanted, and she got drunk and told me that I had to follow my dreams and make my dream show. 

Thank you, Comedy Central, all of the suits who represent me.  The writers, I love you so much.  We've been together for -- we've got two more years, and I'm so proud.  And this show fights for what we believe in. 

Please wrap up.  I know I should have written something down.  Thanks, everybody, who has helped me in my -- the girl who gave me this, sort of, smoky eye (laughter).  I really love it.  And I want to thank my family.  And Dan Powell, I love you so much, Dan.  We created this show together.  I want to thank my sister, Kim, who is the only reason that I'm alive and breathing, and Kevin Kane, thank you so much.  I love you.  And Steve Ast, thank you so much.